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George Carlin – RIP (NSFFW)

Michael — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:51:46 +0000

No, I did that right. It’s NSFFW. I think you can guess what the other F is for considering this post is about the comedic icon George Carlin. He died yesterday at age 71 of heart failure, which sucks. Am I mourning him? Hell no. I loved that man in a purely heterosexual way. He [...]

An eBay Scammer: Goatse’d (mirror)

Michael — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:06:59 +0000

For the Digg crowd, I managed to get the Goatse’d scammer page. Here’s the text:

Written by Mauso Â Â Tuesday, 28 August 2007

An eBay scammer’s response to being goatse’d… thirteen times.

Background

After two years of dabbling as both buyer and seller, I have come to the conclusion that eBay is [...]

On Night Elves

Michael — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:30:00 +0000

Pointy ears and leather armor Hiding in the shadows Too bad you hit the trap And are now a block of ice

Bouncy red arrow on your head Azrael getting toothy with it Pokey arrows in your head And now the little rogue is dead

Weddings

Michael — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:36:00 +0000

The thought of a wedding is something nice. Being a guest at a wedding is an emotional experience. Being in a wedding and/or planning and organizing a wedding is pure unfiltered stress. It’s a psychological, physical, emotional, and spiritual drain. Oh, I’m not saying a wedding isn’t worth it. But make no mistake, few things [...]

Haiku2

Michael — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 22:25:00 +0000

Choir singing songs Mario, Zelda, Tetris Applaud for them now.

Night Elf Hunters

Michael — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:37:00 +0000

Riddle me this Riddle me with arrows Bleed like a wench* Little Alliance twit

*some words censored for the faint of eyesight